awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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