I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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