And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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