Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Pooping to opera.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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