I'm lost and stupid without you.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
my phone needs a breathalizer
well I can't set my house on fire every night
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Randomize
