ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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