So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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