I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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