D3 body, D1 cock
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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