# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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