once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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