# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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