Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I looked at my own cervix.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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