Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
