More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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