We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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