help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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