Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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