D3 body, D1 cock
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Who wears a wallet chain?!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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