I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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