Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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