Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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