Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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