you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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