quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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