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(313): View more from Michigan

All I've ever wanted to do in life is right

(517): View more from Michigan

Maybe you should learn how to spell write first

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off

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(845): View more from New York

I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.

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Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...

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(253): View more from Washington

When are you comin back?

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probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons

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(585): View more from New York

I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out

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(407): View more from Florida

Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!

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