Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Randomize
