Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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