I think scott just propositioned me for sex
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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