I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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