Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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