sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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