We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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