So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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