if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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