You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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