yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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