Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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