So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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