no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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