I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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