Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Randomize
