do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
