She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
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