I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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