He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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