Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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