my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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