i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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