pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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