I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
The chlamydia really affected his face.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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