Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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