stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
