I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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