just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
How's work?
Spinning.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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