I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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