therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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