u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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